A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first
hole when a second
golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that
he usually played alone,
but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're
matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy
counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring
course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that
he was the Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come
to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation...... And, if you want to bring your mother and father along,
I'll marry them."
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.