Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving
wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and
use them.
Her
friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After
the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The
next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!"
"That's
nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....'From all of us at
the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
