it Your Way: Police in Fort Pierce, Fla., were called to a Burger King hamburger restaurant just before midnight
on a report of a man exposing himself. When officers arrived, they reported seeing James Williams, 25, with his pants down
to his knees and holding ...well... not a Burger King hamburger, but rather “his nether region.” Williams
was arrested on a charge of indecent exposure. (Port St. Lucie News) ...In other words, what he was holding was anything
but a Whopper.