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Ship my pants!!!
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Hey'all!! I wanted to pass along that we've been asked by the city to play a benefit for Mr. Ed Howell, who if you don't know, or haven't heard, his house was struck by lightning and badly damaged by the resulting fire. Fortunately, he and his dog were able to get out but he lost everything. This Sunday, May 19, there'll be a fundraiser held for him at the Folly River Park from 1-4p. Tickets are $10 for the cookout (burgers, hot dogs, etc.) and tickets can be purchased from Ms. Marlene @ City Hall or you can contact Colleen Johnson - 843-513-1845 cjohnson@cityoffollybeach.com or Melissa Gasser 843-588-2447 mgasser@cityoffollybeach.com. Entertainment to be provided by Marilyn & Stephen, David Owens, Folly Beach Bluegrass Society, Matt & Cindy Kearney and us, The Shakin' Martinis. We're also looking for others to join in as the day goes on. Do think about coming out and enjoying the day as well as helping out a neighbor. See you Sunday. Don't forget, Dan Clamp @ Planet Follywood Sunday nights and The Grill on The Edge, every Tuesday @ 6p. Stop by for Happy Hour, apps and music for the soul. Also, Ed Porkchop Meyers @ The Shrimp Company, Monday nights @ 8p. We hope all the Mothers, Moms and Mommies-to-be had a Happy Mother's Day!!! Thanks so much for coming out, being there and hanging with us, y'all ROCK and weYya baby!!! Like us on FaceBook!! Adios' y'all!!

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

The Shakin' Martinis are:

Rikkie Ruude - vocals, electric, acoustic and bass guitars, percussion
Jake Obi - vocals, rhythm, lead, bass guitars and sax
U.B. Pickens - bass, pedal steel guitar and steel drum
Shantel - vocals, percussion
Rick Stringer - what else??? drums.

and our sometime Martini:
Matt "The Lip" Kearney - vocals and killer sax

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No way, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'