Hey y’all, we hope everyone had a great 4th of July weekend, we did, playing a couple of places over that weekend, thx for having us Cabana Burgers and Follywood! Boy, it's hot, hot, hot outside, perfect weather for washing down the vinyl siding of our house. I just hope it doesn't melt! Ha, don't think so. Well, I retired recently and then messed around and got a part-time job at my favorite shop - Forsberg Liquors. Sinah is teaching me all the ins and outs, taking me under his wing, I'm working on being Sinah Jr.! Drop by on your way home or to the beach and say hey! On the plus side, one of my co-workers is John Lammonds, a fellow musician. No, we're not hanging around and talking music all day, there is work to be done after all! We'll be back on the beach in August @ the Planet of Rock-n-Roll, be there or be square. Looking forward to playing the new place downtown, The Select https://www.theselectcharleston.com/ it'll be the place to be. Just a tip - $5 Margaritas all day Tuesdays @ Taco Boy, such a deal! Ok, remember - Friday June 28 is National Paul Bunyan Day or Food Truck Day. Here on Folly, I'll go with Food Truck Day. Looking forward to being back on the beach playing and thanks so much for supporting us, love youse guise, ciao’!
Just How Long Are the Lines at This Store? This Publix in Central Florida Has a Cemetery in its Parking Lot
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Knock, Knock: Cole Constantino of Shaler, Pa., understands door-to-door solicitors and the rules they usually follow. “You ring, you knock,” he said. “If no one answers, you leave.” But a salesman that came to his house did it differently: “He just decided to open up and walk in,” Constantino said. “I don’t know how long he was here.” The doorbell camera showed the salesman knocking on the door, then ringing the doorbell, then opening the door and walking in. As soon as the salesman saw him, Constantino says the man immediately started his sales pitch. “He started just trying to sell me security right off the bat, which was ironic,” he said. Shaler police said they received multiple complaints about aggressive sales tactics from Vivint Home Security, which the man was selling for. They also say the company didn’t have a permit, and its sales people didn’t have the township’s “no-knock list” that solicitors are required to have with them. Police have identified the man, and say he’ll be charged with trespassing. (WPXI Pittsburgh) ...Did the pitch start with, “If you had Vivint, I wouldn’t be in your house.”?
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Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So, they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blond. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Thinking with a Florida Man Brain: Dallas Britt, 46, allegedly shoplifted a cart full of meat from a Publix supermarket on Florida’s Merritt Island. But Britt figured he needed a diversion to occupy store staff so he could wheel the cart out the door. He called 911 from a store restroom. “Somebody put a bomb in the bathroom,” he allegedly told the dispatcher. “Dispatchers first suggested that the caller contact the public service desk for a clean-up on aisle nine,” said Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey, “but soon realized that the caller meant a ticking bomb, not a stinky bomb.” Deputies arrived in time to see Britt wheeling the unbagged groceries out of the store and stopped him, but let him go due to the bomb threat emergency. When they realized the threat was a hoax, they circled back and pulled Britt over. They called the number that called in the threat, and Britt’s phone rang. He was arrested, charged with making a false bomb report, misusing 911, theft, and using a two-way communication device to facilitate a felony. He was jailed on $25,000 bail. (WOFL Orlando) ...Follow Britt on Instagram for more easy money ideas!
Most Journalists Go Their Whole Career Without the Opportunity for a Headline like This - Strawberry Truck Overturns on San Jose Freeway, Creates Jam - San Jose Mercury News headline